Saturday, 19 September 2009

ODE TO: ROLE PLAY/ SCHIZOPHRENIA/ GIVENCHY GOLD

GIVENCHY HAUTE COUTURE JEWELERY

PETER: Mummmmyyyyyyyyy?
MUMMAY: yes Peter, what is it Peter?
P: can i have it all? Please Mummy, I really lyke it...
M: NO Peter remember what happened last time I gave you jewelery.
P: what?
M: You swallowed each ring and I had to spend 4 days in the hospital making sure you didn't choke.
P: BUT MUMMAAYY PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
M: NO PETER!
P: but PLEEAAAAASE!
M:(smacks, grabs hand and drags away)
P: ok sorry Mumay. Sorry, i'm sorryyyyyyyy!!!!

End.

Petey didn't get lucky but maybe one day Em or Ari will.